Normally, I don't think of myself as a redneck. I mean, I haven't had my picture taken with "yesterday's ponytail" hair in a VERY long time (never seen my 5th grade picture?? Now you know why!). And(!) my parents did finally get rid of all the old cars in the yard (that was a bitter sweet day at the Anderson home). Plus, I'm proud to say I still have all of my teeth. So I was really feeling pretty close to normal.
Today was a little different though. I have to say that I felt more like a redneck than I have in a very long time. It was just our ride home from church today that struck me as a little... shall we say out-of-the-ordinary.
3 sure-fire ways to have a redneck ride home:
1- Drive a huge truck.
2- Set righ' thar in the middle by yer honey!
3- Get in all yer bar nakid youngun's.
3 comments:
haha why was he naked?
Same question as Whit. Why was he naked?
Just in case you were wondering... Russton doesn't have any clothes on because he got everything dirty at church. A small diaper explosion, you know what I mean. I didn't pack any extra clothing, so he got to ride home without clothes. But he did have a diaper!
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